why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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