this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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