So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I AM VODKA MAN
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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