just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
porn star boner night. come get it.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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