redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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