is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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