can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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