I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You can't just leave with hair like that
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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