I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I have tasted many bathrooms
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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