Cold hands, warm shart.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
