My sheets look like a crime scene.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You are the jesus of drinking
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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