hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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