Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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