My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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