Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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