As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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