I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
