she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Shame is for Republicans.
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