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She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You took a bar mat shot.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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