Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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