Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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