i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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