Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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