Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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