its not stalking. its research.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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