do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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