my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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