it was a shit show
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Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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