I accidentally burped into my bong.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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