I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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