brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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