Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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