I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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