found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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