I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Then you guys just all showered together...?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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