I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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