And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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