apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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