just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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