If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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