I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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