I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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