Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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