Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I DEMAND FORESKIN
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
