that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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