i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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