your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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