First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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