Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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