I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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