is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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